Inbonker: Victim of General Auker misclick.
by Bonk · July 8, 2026
It all started on that fateful day of Friday the 3rd of July. Many hours before the anticipated TORF vs FV series, I sat hopeful of the Mirana pick to come.
Pre game talk, speaking of bans talking about what picks we all wanted, we enter the draft phase. My Captain; Chromozones, hence forth known as General Auker, went through our usual bans, when suddenly we see Invoker be first picked.
Oh no
We all panicked, we didn't mean to pick Invoker, it was to be banned later in the draft. Messages of "it's so over" were sent to the close friends of the Money Talks camp. At least that was until i said to them to calm down, "I can play invoker pos 4".
Make no mistake, I am no invoker player, armed with only a handful of meme games and a dream.
We continue drafting, seeing counter bans coming out for my potential heroes of Winter Wyvern and Clockwerk, letting us get a free uncontested mid pick.
Finally, we load into the game, tense and worried for the game to come and to my captains surpise, things go smoothly. Trading well with the Disruptor until Auker dawn had a soul ring, wanting to start killing. Cold snap comes out onto the Disruptor, hammer thrown leaving a trail of fire, burning and stunning him to death in a matter of seconds.
After a small scuffle around the 7 minute wisdom shrine, a sun strike lands, bringing the sneaky Disruptor, dangerously low only for the Auker Dawn to throws his hammer in, snapping up another free kill for his pockets.
We were beginning to believe.
However, before we could escape, I was glimpsed back into Drow by the Disruptor. But I wasn't alone. MattyQP had come to help, maledict onto Drow and with my final breath, I used my remaining HP as a blood grenade and urned the Drow. As quickly as she'd arrived, she was now starting to die, diseased by the Witch doctor and despite how it looked to begin with, we managed to trade pos 4 for a pos 1.
The first 15 minutes were going so well, until finally we were outplayed and defeated by Torf. For an accidental pick and only like 7 games experience, we couldn't even say that the Inbonker was the reason we lost the game.
Maybe the Farmville vs Pestcontrol series will have the Mirana game I so desperately want.
